Son: Can I have some chocolate milk, Dad?
Husband: Sure, son. (pours milk in a glass) Now what do you say to God for the blessing of chocolate milk?
Son (rolls eyes): *Thank* you.
Husband (chuckles evilly): And what would you say to God if he were German?
Wife raises eyebrows but refrains from responding "Gott sei dank!"
Son (rolls eyes even further back into his head and replies while walking away into the next room): Danke Schoen!
Wife to husband (raising one eyebrow and smirking): So, um.... are you saying that God isn't German?
Son (interjecting from the next room): Of course not, Mom. If He was German He would have given us a time for the end of the world.
Ah Yes! Sociology lessons at the O'Keefe house.
Woodcut: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse by Albrecht Dürer
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